Nobody Has a Clue What I Do Here

In general, nobody has a fucking clue about what I do here. I think they know I am in Human Resources, because they avoid me. But, if you were to ask the average employee what I do or my title, they would be hard pressed to answer correctly without looking at some sort of organizational chart. It is a good and a bad thing.
Good, because in this state of existence you are not under any undue stress to perform well or in most cases, perform at all. I can literally stand here at my desk in my office, high as fuck on GSC for most of the day, and do little more than stare blankly forward, reading major news outlets, and updating my blog with bullshit thoughts and useless, go-nowhere ideas. This functional anonymity has blessed me with one of my greatest superpowers – invisibility. The combination of no one paying attention to my presence and very few fully understanding my role allows me to float around this place like a fucking ghost. Non-one knows when I am coming or going. Afterall, it is 10:30 in the morning on a Tuesday, I have only been here for a ½ hour, I have not and will not get shit accomplished today, and most likely, I will find an excuse to go home early. Oh yea, yesterday, I “worked” from home.
Of course, like most extraordinary superpowers, this one has downsides. Without a proper outlet and strong mental discipline, it is challenging not to feel marginalized and lazy. These adverse feelings, when left unchecked, can cause real physical symptoms. What is the key to not totally collapsing in on myself? I have developed a mechanism to enhance the not-giving-a-flying-fuck about overall outcome and outside personal perceptions.
The mechanism’s components and functionality are a topic for greater discussion, later when time and focus permits. But, speaking in general terms: Some days this mechanism works flawlessly and some days, without warning, its glitchy. It is a fine line between working as designed and completely bugging out. I straddle it daily and have done so for a while.